Jokes

1.

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

2.

teacher:ask if there's any doubt
student:sir,you said this is answer paper but there's no answer in it?

3.

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.
 
Student: Another frog.

  

4.

Teacher: Suppose, you have 4 coins in your pocket and there is a hole in the pocket. All the four coins fall down from that hole. What will you have in your pocket? 

Student: A hole.

5.

Teacher: I think you are chewing gum.
John: No Sir, I am John Smith.

6

Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardarji: Oye Punjab.

Boss: Which part?

Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.